Humor Quote by T.J. Klune

“I'm just a woman with a penis!" she would say, her voice rising.”

— John Irving

“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.”

— Rosanna Leo

“Oh, thank God. It wasn’t the penis talk.”

— Courtney Milan

“Why are all gay men understanding and compassionate?” “Pfft.” I arced an eyebrow at her. “They're not, trust me. Its a myth.” “A straight…

— Zathyn Priest

“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.”

— Janet Evanovich

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole penis.
 She took all I had, and she…

— Jarod Kintz

“It doesn't say a damn thing. My pride deflates like a limp penis.”

— Victoria Scott

“Shit! I need to tell him about the other penises in my life.”

— B.J. Harvey

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“I have no great faith in women’s plays. They always seem to me to lack precisely that which women lack, viz: testicles.”

— George Henry Boker

“I'm sure I'll have more to say about the penis word.”

— John Irving

“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.”

— Emma Chase