“If God is real, I think he might be some kind of masochist. I imagine he sits there up on his cloud,… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He'll probably end up angling for a threesome. Then I'll have to get my animal name so I can be a part… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Hey, remember when you didn’t know that you wanted Otter to spray his man babies all over your face and we didn’t… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regardless of how full the glass… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“You can only get knocked down so many times before you start shying away from a raised hand, even if it's extended… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“We’ll count it, even if it’s so incredibly gay that it should come with its own packet of fairy dust that you… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“But it's weird, right? It's like we're a gay bug zapper and all the gays keep flocking to us because they think… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“My name is Bear. I am a reluctant homosexual (or, at least, I resemble one). My boyfr—er, life partner (gag!), is apparently… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I told myself that once I was done ripping the seagull's head off, I would turn around and give a speech so… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He squints at the screen. “So, would you call yourself a… hmmm, that doesn’t sound appropriate… a ‘nasty come hungry bottom dumpster… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I groaned. “You set me up!” “And it was surprisingly easy.” Dad laughed. “Geez. I don’t know how you weren’t kidnapped as a child… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Eric’s ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Stop that.” “Stop what?” “You’re thinking too hard. I can see it on your face. Just be here. Right now. With me.” And how… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“But he came, when I was at my darkest. I prayed him down from the sky, and he came in a flash of blue… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“And I wished I could believe him. I wished with all that I had. And when you're eleven, you're on the cusp between still… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He shakes his head miserably. “If only I’d gotten here sooner….” “You got here in plenty of time,” I say with a snort. “We’re… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“When you stand up for yourself, you never know if you’re standing up for someone who isn’t ready to do the same. And you… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Oh, Bear. Its always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that‟s why it will always be enough” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“It’s been said by many people that I look like I know what I’m doing.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Billy leaned forward. 'What's he like?' he whispered conspiratorially. 'Who?' Tock asked, looking confused. 'Felix. The Split One. I heard he came in this… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
