Humor Quote by T.J. Klune

“I groaned. “You set me up!” “And it was surprisingly easy.” Dad laughed. “Geez. I don’t know how you weren’t kidnapped as a child…

— T.J. Klune

“Eric’s ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks.”

— T.J. Klune

“Stop that.” “Stop what?” “You’re thinking too hard. I can see it on your face. Just be here. Right now. With me.” And how…

— T.J. Klune

“Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.”

— T.J. Klune

“But he came, when I was at my darkest. I prayed him down from the sky, and he came in a flash of blue…

— T.J. Klune

“And I wished I could believe him. I wished with all that I had. And when you're eleven, you're on the cusp between still…

— T.J. Klune

“He shakes his head miserably. “If only I’d gotten here sooner….” “You got here in plenty of time,” I say with a snort. “We’re…

— T.J. Klune

“When you stand up for yourself, you never know if you’re standing up for someone who isn’t ready to do the same. And you…

— T.J. Klune

“You all have kept me sane, but he kept me safe.”

— T.J. Klune

“Oh, Bear. Its always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that‟s why it will always be enough”

— T.J. Klune

“It’s been said by many people that I look like I know what I’m doing.”

— T.J. Klune

“Billy leaned forward. 'What's he like?' he whispered conspiratorially. 'Who?' Tock asked, looking confused. 'Felix. The Split One. I heard he came in this…

— T.J. Klune