Humor Quote by T.J. Klune

“It’s so lame. Of all the colors in the rainbow we could have gotten, we get purple. Why don’t we just morph into purple…

— Jody Morse

“It's like a snort," I say. "Like a snort chortle. It's a snortle." He moves a little closer. "Is that a Pokemon?”

— Emma Mills

“I think he was a little like the lizard that changes color with its surroundings. He appeared far more a gentleman in a gentleman's…

— John Fowles

“But, luckily, he kept his wits and his purple crayon.”

— Crockett Johnson

“It was chalk white with glaring red eyes and slits for nostrils, like a snake.”

— J.K. Rowling

“Cure for a red nose. Drink like the devil till it turns adelite. A lot of money he spent colourig it.”

— James Joyce, Ulysses

“Where’s the creativity, gods? I didn’t see why Death couldn’t have pink. Or purple. What if he liked sparkles?”

— Jaymin Eve

“What do I smell like?" she asked, ignoring his question. He gave this some thought before answering, "Purple." "Purple?" "Um-hmm." "I didn't know smells…

— Frankie Rose

“It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared,…

— Alice Munro

“Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of me to admit that I am…

— Julia Quinn

“he was all the colors of an Easter egg.”

— Phil Knight

“Is your underwear purple, too?”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald