Humor Quote by T.J. Klune

“Pig! Pig! Daughter of Pigs!" she said, because to call a native a pig is the worst insult of all.”

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

“Your ultimatum didn’t sit well with me, so naturally, I voiced my opinion.” “Which was?” “That you should go copulate with a pig. It…

— Kresley Cole

“Pet,’ Brutus repeated. ‘Bitch.’ ‘Don’t be offended,’ I said. ‘He calls everyone that.’ I winked at Brutus”

— Helen Harper

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure…

— Anonymous

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh?" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. "I just wanted to be sure…

— Anonymous

“Prickly Cantii bitch. Think you’re better’n me?” “I know I am,” I said. “Ha!” he barked. “I’m not the one with the collar around…

— Lesley Livingston

“When we arrived at your house you’d turned into Charlene and Adrian performed some kind of Latin spell—nearly killed himself in the process. His…

— Nikki Jefford

“Who asked them dern pigs?” he said. “I guess they tracked us,” Augustus said. “They’re enterprising pigs.”

— Larry McMurtry

“Mr. Rivenhall said to Sophy, “If this is your doing—!” “I promise you it is not. If I thought that he had the smallest…

— Georgette Heyer

“You can dress a pig up in satin and lace and its still a pig." Francis smiled hazily. "Are you calling my intended a…

— Anne Stuart

“Trained in self-defense.' Tessa looked sideways at Jem in astonishment. 'He means me?' Jem nodded. His expression was sombre. 'I can't - I'll chop…

— Cassandra Clare

“Why,' swore Yossarian at him approvingly, 'you evil-eyed, mechanically-aptituded, disaffiliated son of a -----, did you walk around with anything in your cheeks?' 'I…

— Joseph Heller