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“I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel bad now.” quote by T.J. Klune — Download Open image

““I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel bad now.””

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