Parenting Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A quarter is a half of a half, which makes it more half than a whole half.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Half Gods are worshipped with wine and Flowers. Real Gods require Blood.”

— Zora Neale Hurston

“It is easy to love God when you do not even have a cent in your pocket and you are totally dependent on Him”

— Sunday Adelaja

“If I had two nickels…i would have ten cents.”

— Bashan Savage

“So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?”

— Nicole Peeler

“God, how long is a million years to you?” God said, “A million years is like a second.” Then the man asked, “How much…

— Mark Batterson

A man is talking to God. The man: God, how long is a million years? God: To me, it's about a minute. The man:…

— Shazo

“A god in the hand is worth two on Olympus.”

— Jillian Hunter

“We are not three gods, and we are not talking about one god with three attitudes, like a man who is a husband, father,…

— Wm. Paul Young

“After all, as educated men, we should realize that myths always stand for other things. They are toys for children teething. The man knows…

— Gore Vidal

“We do not turn from our false gods to become God's children. We turn from them because we are.”

— Kelly Minter

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

— Gary Gulman