Psychology Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping…

— A.T. Hicks

“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?”

— Neil Leckman

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?”

— Jarod Kintz

“For the first time in a long while I was in the mood to accomplish something. I switched off the TV and pulled out…

— Mark SaFranko

“REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING.”

— Linda Howard

“Sometimes work was just what you clocked into while you were falling in love. Sometimes sex was just something you did while you weren't…

— Choire Sicha

“Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I stopped going to doctors offices and taking their prescription medications, I recovered my health!”

— Steven Magee

“Taking drugs is stupid. Why mess up your brain like that?”

— Miranda Kenneally

“Seriously, why aren't you on drugs?" Cath walked past her out of the room. "Are you a licensed psychiatrist? Or do you just play…

— Rainbow Rowell

“...there's an impotency Viagra can't touch - the inability of a man to speak ...”

— John Geddes