Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My employer made me take a drug test. I got them all the answers right except for Viagra. On that question my mind went…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a strong opinion on steroids.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.”

— Randy Kagan

“How is it that I spent nearly a year on a never-ending heroin-and-whatever-else-you’ve-got run without setting off a single red flag? How could they…

— Mary Forsberg Weiland

Tony La Russa was quoted as saying that I was using steroids back then, and I was talking about it in the clubhouse, openly.

— Jose Canseco

“Drug dealers wouldn’t want to have anything to do with these pathetic specimens. You had to be relaxed and professional to associate with drug…

— Heather O'Neill

“like a spaz on steroids”

— Anonymous

“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail, and that…

— Dave Hill

“I've got so many lawyers waiting in line to see me, you'd think that tobacco was leaking from my breast implants.”

— Jimmy James

“Anyone who believes that new benefits make men of high station forget old injuries deceives himself.”

— Niccolò Machiavelli

“I told her that I didn't want to take any drugs. That I had come here not to take drugs. "Listen," she said, not…

— Craig Ferguson

“What can I say? Big pharma isn’t lying to you (fine, they probably are): performance-enhancing drugs deliver, babes. In the short term, at least.…

— Cat Marnell