Comedy Quote by Randy Kagan Download Open image ““I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.”” — Randy Kagan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Inspirational quotes Life Sports Steroids
“If judging people on first impressions were an Olympic sport, they'd suspect me of using steroids.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
These days the temptation to use steroids in sports has become too great for many young athletes. — Jim Sensenbrenner Copy Share Image
“But everyone’s an athlete, he said. If you have a body, you’re an athlete.” — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“We devote ourselves to sports because they remind us of how small we are just as much as they make us bigger.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
If I'm the poster boy for steroids, steroids is going out of business. — James Toney Copy Share Image
“Athletic and artistic excellence lies in feeling light. Stretch your reality not just your body.” — Sravani Saha Nakhro Copy Share Image
“Who you are as a person far outweighs what you do in an athletic arena.” — Chris Matakas Copy Share Image
I hope baseball doesn't get to the point where everyone's saying, 'He takes it [steroids]. He takes it. He takes it!' because not all… — Adam Dunn Copy Share Image
“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
![“I hope baseball doesn't get to the point where everyone's saying, 'He takes it [steroids]. He takes it. He takes it!' because not all of us do. I've been big my whole life, and I'll always be big. That's all natural.” quote by Adam Dunn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/02a/adam-dunn-38388_baseball_i-hope-baseball-doesn-t-get-to-the-point_2030765.jpg)
