Coffee Quote by Randy Kagan Download Open image ““I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.”” — Randy Kagan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Coffee Comedy Drink Humor
“I actually wanted a drink, besides feeling that I had to have a drink.” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.” — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
“Espresso, now there’s a pointless substance. Anything served in a thimble I do not class as a beverage.” — Paul J. Newell Copy Share Image
“There weren't enough espresso in the world to wash the sour taste of betrayal out of my mouth.” — Aldous Mercer Copy Share Image
“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“For the first time in my life, I said the words, “I need a drink.” — Cristina Marrero Copy Share Image
“Just fuck me up. A caffeine-addict placing an order with the barista.” — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“And the reason you've never heard of my favorite drink is barbecue you're probably an uptight coffeehouse, double-espresso, no-sugar kind of guy?" "I'm miserably… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I've taken up meditation. I like to have an espresso first to make it more challenging.” — Betsy Salkind Copy Share Image
“No thank you,” I said. “I don’t want to accept a drink from you, because then I would be obliged to purchase one for… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I had developed a relationship with one of the anti-abortion sidewalk counselors who stood in front of my facility. We talked regularly through the… — Abby Johnson Copy Share Image
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how… — Daniel Espinosa Copy Share Image
I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book. I like to travel the world… — Marianne Vos Copy Share Image
If you think of people as making decisions actively, every time we think about the cup of coffee, we say, "How much will I… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
...it isn't foolish or wicked to enjoy. Wickedness is hurting people on purpose. I love what you are and who you are and how… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'm generally never at a lack for words, but it's indescribable how poor the response was from our own government officials, ... We could… — Hannibal Copy Share Image
“She put her cup down and sighed again with pleasure. "I can't think how the Nonconformists have failed to discover coffee." "Discover it?" "Yes.… — Josephine Tey Copy Share Image
