Comedy Quote by Randy Kagan Download Open image ““My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.”” — Randy Kagan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Girlfriend Humor Joke
“Are you going to teach me about make-up sex?" He shook his head. "I'm going to show you what it means to be mine,… — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
“It already smells like sex in here, and you're both still dressed. You have no idea how messed up that is.” — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“I didn’t realize you were wearing any. That night, anyway. Tonight it’s pretty obvious.” “Oh.” Didn’t I feel silly? “I thought--” I shook my… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
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“We clean up nice, don’t we?” she said as we applied our makeup in the long bathroom mirror. “Yeah, we’re the hottest romance novelists… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
“How do you know? I mean, if I was making you up, and I didn't want you to know you were made up, I… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
“That’s the thing you girls never get. It doesn't matter if you just woke up, or just got done bawling, or just finished your… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
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I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
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