Ginkgo Viagra Quote by Linda Howard

“I just about prevent myself from laughing, but the information that coffee is basically faery Viagra just totally took the wind out of my…

— Liz de Jager

“...there's an impotency Viagra can't touch - the inability of a man to speak ...”

— John Geddes

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?”

— Jarod Kintz

“My employer made me take a drug test. I got them all the answers right except for Viagra. On that question my mind went…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you remember just one word about the grades of sake, let it be ginjo .”

— John Gauntner

“Why can't they invent a pill that will keep you from remembering someone you don't want to remember?”

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“I don’t have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.”

— Matt Dunn

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie and Die Hard. If you want…

— Jarod Kintz

“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We take gingko to sharpen our memories. We could be memorizing song lyrics instead.”

— Joan Oliver Goldsmith

“Out of gin and tired as hell.”

— Ari Berk