Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that? My balls… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?" ""Hi, snack food?” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Just a kiss, Kitten.” “Kitten?” No one called her that. His mouth curved. “You’re skittish, wanting my touch, but afraid. Deciding if you want… — Jennifer Lyon Copy Share Image
“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one bite of… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“From his vantage point on the window sill, The Dude cocked a rear leg back over his head and proceeded to lick at his… — Emmett Spain Copy Share Image
“Sorry. You don’t think he’s hot?” She waited for my answer, but I was too busy choking. I just shook my head no. “That… — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we’ve been having. First handcuffs, and now this? Way more kinky… — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
