Cat food Quote by Paula Poundstone

“You know, it’s hell to work with a cat. They really are smarter than we are. Have you ever gotten anyone to feed you,…

— Rita Mae Brown

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“Kids reminded her of cats. You always had the sneaking suspicion that they knew something you didn’t and they believed it made them superior.”

— R.G. Alexander

“I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.”

— Terry Pratchett

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the…

— Anna Quindlen

“She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee…

— Eliza Crewe

“This is why I always say: "If your mother asks you to come beat up an elderly woman on the street for feeding stray…

— Aziz Ansari

“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it…

— Robin Stevenson

“Give me a cat over a kid any day.  You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor…

— Tara Sivec

“One does not buy someone a cat and it mean nothing.”

— Dominique Eastwick

“I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready