I've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I was one of the first people to almost actually vomit over hearing the use of the phrase "family values" and I… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I confess that when I first read that smog is particularly hazardous to children, senior citizens, and physically active people, for a… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I confess that when I first read that smog is particularly hazardous to children, senior citizens, and physically active people, for a… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Speaking of happy successes, after years of struggling to lose those few extra pounds every mother puts on during adoption, particularly when… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“Deep-rooted happiness may require a sense of purpose. If I don't feel that I am in some small way contributing to the greater good,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to keep reading… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
