Humor Quote by Andrew Shaffer

“Say, what's the question mark for? Sexual identity?”

— Dan Slott

“Colored or not, we all work for the white man's cotton...”

— James Lee Burke Red Cherry Blues

“When will we learn we are Human first, and that all other names are merely changes of clothing?”

— Katharine Eliska Kimbriel

“Never agree to a job interview in which the interviewer has seen you naked.”

— Susan Mallery

“People are like wet fabrics: You can never know their true color unless you squeeze them dry.”

— Elmer Ryan Claudio

“It’s sad when people want to wear out a perfectly good last name when they don’t have any other pants. Idea for a pen…

— Jarod Kintz

“His name was Mr. Quan and he was the concierge, which explained the black suit and the lavender shirt but not the oversized bow…

— Carsten Stroud

“Who ever told you a Chinaman was a coloured man?”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Was he wearing those black sweatpants she loved seeing him in? The ones that hung low on his hard abs, his dick print sweats.”

— V. Theia

“Oh my body, make of me a man who always questions!”

— Frantz Fanon

“they will test the living daylights out of you until you figure out who you are as a man”

— Bruce Bryans

“My shirt and pants should match my in-laws’ wallpaper, so like a chameleon I can be both there and not there at the same…

— Jarod Kintz