“Who is this man I’m supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“Mr. CUM walked in and did a double take at Indie’s face. She just smiled like there was nothing wrong. It made him flustered. “Preseason starts next week. Can I count on you to get that husband of yours in… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
