Steve martin Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I used this friend's license to clam every Sunday, going at first out of curiosity, and then because I loved it, and then after…

— Sara Majka

“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already  dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?” “I cancelled. I…

— Penny Reid

“I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.”

— Jarod Kintz

You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.

— John Krasinski

“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny…

— Lindsey Kelk

Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew.

— Mickey Mantle

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

— Adam McKay

“I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.”

— Will Rogers

“Did you ever meet someone who either had no sense of humor or was never serious, you couldn't tell which?”

— Jerry Stahl

“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.”

— Ziad K. Abdelnour

When I used to see Rick Moranis do something, to me that was immediately funny. Or George Carlin or Martin Lawrence.

— Fred Armisen

“Much were bent over in laughter. I pushed him, and he rolled to the floor without my intended insult. “Come off it!” I stamped…

— A.C. Gaughen