To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
“If we’re friends, I’m only the funniest guy you know because you don’t know John Cleese. Or Steve Martin. Or Jack Handey. Or,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a good tip for writers, that - write with an actor in mind. Even if you have no hope of getting… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
I got my first television at Stanford when I was 20, and I used to watch 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'. He… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
I wanted to be John Cleese. It took me some time to realise that the job was taken. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese, and it took me some… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Something about John Cleese was always very unsettled, I felt. There was always something else he wanted to do. He seemed constantly… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
[On John Cleese:] He sometimes seems to swat at his own thoughts as if they were bees. — Penelope Gilliatt Copy Share Image
John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
John Cleese was my personal favorite because he played my husband for a whole season - and Minnie Driver. We almost had… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
I shouldn't be surprised if John Cleese's scripts don't become set texts for examinations-they're classics. And I can't tell you how service… — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
There is nothing better than playing a scene with John Cleese or Maggie Smith. It's electric. But I don't think I'm the… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“Wisdom: "Oh, fantastic. We've got an army made up of fairies and Beatles, and we're fighting H. G. Wells' martians and bloody… — Paul Cornell Copy Share Image
“In fact I wanted to be John Cleese and it took me some time to realise that the job was in fact… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
John Cleese was with a group called Cambridge Circus, who had come to New York, and we became friends. Years later that… — Terry Gilliam Copy Share Image
Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
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