Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“be smart! don't choose a woman who only can sue your life..” — Adit Yomi Pratama Rajaya Copy Share Image
“Let’s put it this way: you know how we always told you that all those years of tormenting four sisters turned you into a… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Some people say lawyers are sons of bitches. I won’t argue with that. But when it comes time to negotiate, it’s great to be… — Manel Loureiro Copy Share Image
“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.” — Anvita Ahuja Copy Share Image
“I had warned her that lawyers shouldn't marry other lawyers, that it only led to imbecile paralegals.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“This woman lawyer said the best men wanted to be pure for their wives, and even if they weren't pure, they wanted to be… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
“What I did technically couldn’t be called dating. Unless, of course, he counted my long-term, committed relationship with my friendly bedside vibrator. If that… — Kendall Ryan Copy Share Image
“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
