Having sex Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If your head explodes can I have your stuff?”

— Ilona Andrews

Sorry Bout That Earthquake Baby, Just Tryin To Make Your Bed Rock;)

— Lil Wayne

“Will you mess up my bed with me?”

— Angeline Kace

“Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a year, and…

— Bill Konigsberg

“And I feel certain that you will, because I've come to take it away. I'm from the furniture shop, and the bed isn't paid…

— George Sheffield

“Baby, I can give you a better orgasm than this thing and it wouldn’t cost you a dime.”

— Bella Love

“Is a blowjob acceptable payment for a tire change or does the headboard need to rock?”

— Kristen Ashley

“In the old days, before I was married, or knew a lot of women, I would just pull down all the shades and go…

— Charles Bukowski

“Earthquakes can't shake us. Cyclones can't break us. Hurricanes can't take away our love...”

— Charice

“Yeah, I had everything. Which was, of course, why I now reclined on a rented, rock-hard, queen-size bed, waiting for a male prostitute to…

— Lauren Gallagher

Once you have been in an earthquake you know, even if you survive without a scratch, that like a stroke in the heart, it…

— Salman Rushdie

“I own a bed.” “We’ll use the bed next time.”

— Kalayna Price