Change Quote by Kristen Ashley

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A tire swing?”

— Jaci Burton

“A rock is a rock no matter how badly it wants to fly.”

— Rebekah Crane

“People will pay any price for motion. They will even work for it. Look at bicycles.”

— William Faulkner

“Deal, shall we blowjob on it?”

— Jay McLean

“Every rock-thrower needs something to stand on to have any accuracy or do any damage with the rocks.”

— Dick Keyes

“I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I make love as if Lance Armstrong were shaped…

— Jarod Kintz

“GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never insure another…

— J.A. Konrath

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to…

— Meg Cabot

“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”

— Gerard Way

“Straining and straining, getting nowhere, but unable to stop pushing in case the rock should fall and crush him. Meanwhile, arrogant bastards who were…

— Joe Abercrombie