Apple pie Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A slightly tipsy mathematician got home at 3 a.m. His wife was upset and yelled, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45.”…

— Scott McNeely

“She's four minutes late, which doesn't seem like all that much when you think about it's a commercial break, the period within classes, the…

— Jennifer E. Smith

“And this means that time is a mystery, and not even a thing, and no one has ever solved the puzzle of what time…

— Mark Haddon

“the green numerals of Jo’s bedside clock telling her that it was 3.08: insomniacs’ hour.”

— Lucy Diamond

“Some only learn the value of time when it’s too late!”

— Stephen Richards

“My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That…

— Various

“The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.”

— Jarod Kintz

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

— Nikhil Saluja

“wouldn’t that person be even more amazing if, instead of telling the time, he or she built a clock that could tell the time…

— Jim Collins

“The clock moves on and hours pass too quickly; I was only a second in the tactful moments of life.”

— sir kristian goldmund aumann

Time is what the clock says.

— Albert Einstein

“Clocks are a poor measure of time.”

— Robert Emmett