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Affair Quote by Judith Viorst

“When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.” quote by Judith Viorst
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“When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.”

Judith Viorst

About This Quote

Source Short story: “The Longest Day” by Judith Viorst, 1975

The speaker wishes the absent person were dead rather than suspecting infidelity or tragedy, revealing dark humor and coping through denial.

In simple terms: Wishes death over suspicion to avoid pain.

Key Takeaway

Accept uncertainty without wishing harm.

Themes

dark humor relationships coping

Mood

cynical wry

Type

satirical dark humor

When to use this quote

  • marriage conflict
  • family dinner
  • infidelity suspicion
  • urban loneliness

Key Concepts

psychological defense irony

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does wishing death reveal about your feelings?
  • How could you address the uncertainty directly?
A Different Perspective

May ignore underlying issues by wishing death.

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