Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“if you're gonna shoot off your mouth, make sure it's loaded first.” — Sidney Sheldon Copy Share Image
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“If it were a gun,” I said, “I would’ve already taken it out and shot you.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“You pull the trigger just for fun, forgetting I'm a loaded gun. So hate me for the things I've done, and not for what… — Motionless in White Copy Share Image
“Aw, you trust me?" "As long as I have a clear shot." I tighten my hold on the gun in my hand.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“He used to pimp and pull shakedowns. Now he rode shotgun to History.” — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
“We need to stop the little girl," said Richard "pass me that shotgun.” — Kim Newman Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
