Bricks Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You're a brick! You're a whole cartload of bricks.”

— L.M. Montgomery

“Gimmed a brick!”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!”

— Hank Moody

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

“He’s built like a brick shithouse made of a hundred smaller brick shithouses.”

— Chuck Wendig

“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

— Nicole McKay