Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz