Cybersecurity Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you…

— Jarod Kintz