Last night Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Did I think I'd ever find someone I could live with, she asked me, and I said yes, and she said who, and I…

— Lionel Fisher

“If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.”

— Sharon Delarose

“I never had a more wonderful time with anyone than I had with Mary that afternoon. I won her a small stuffed bear, and…

— Bobby Underwood

“It was lonely in that damn motel room. When I’m on the road, I usually have a dog with me. Animals I like. People…

— Dan J. Marlowe

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“When I was but a young pup...there was a woman I met, under the stars, who let me play with her bubbies, and she…

— Neil Gaiman

“I often think, that she foresaw only the end times, never hot dogs.”

— Karen Russell

“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the…

— Moon Unit Zappa

“The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a stuffed dog.…

— Richard Brautigan

“So there I was eating haute cuisine in a mobile home. He cooked for me as seduction, a courtship, so that I'd never again…

— Kristin Kimball