Dead people Quote by Jarod Kintz
““I had a dream about you. I had converted a beached whale into a tour bus, and I asked you to be my driver. You asked what kind of people you’d be driving around, and I said, “Dead people.” You frowned and said, “Dead people don’t tip.” And I said, “Yes, but they also don’t protest when you root through their pockets.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: Podcast episode, 2023
The speaker imagines a surreal scenario to illustrate how dead people cannot tip or protest, highlighting the absurdity of expecting rewards from unresponsive audiences.
In simple terms: Dead people won’t tip or protest.
Don’t rely on impossible expectations.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- marketing
- customer service
- creative writing
- performance art
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What expectations are unrealistic in your work?
- How do you handle unresponsive audiences?
The metaphor may be too obscure for some listeners.