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Dead people Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I had a dream about you. I had converted a beached whale into a tour bus, and I asked you to be my driver. You asked what kind of people you’d be driving around, and I said, “Dead people.” You frowned and said, “Dead people don’t tip.” And I said, “Yes, but they also don’t protest when you root…” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““I had a dream about you. I had converted a beached whale into a tour bus, and I asked you to be my driver. You asked what kind of people you’d be driving around, and I said, “Dead people.” You frowned and said, “Dead people don’t tip.” And I said, “Yes, but they also don’t protest when you root through their pockets.””

Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

Source Interview: Podcast episode, 2023

The speaker imagines a surreal scenario to illustrate how dead people cannot tip or protest, highlighting the absurdity of expecting rewards from unresponsive audiences.

In simple terms: Dead people won’t tip or protest.

Key Takeaway

Don’t rely on impossible expectations.

Themes

creativity absurdity expectation

Mood

playful thoughtful

Type

conversational creative

When to use this quote

  • marketing
  • customer service
  • creative writing
  • performance art

Key Concepts

metaphor value exchange

Questions to Reflect On

  • What expectations are unrealistic in your work?
  • How do you handle unresponsive audiences?
A Different Perspective

The metaphor may be too obscure for some listeners.

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