Breakfast in bed Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Breakfast in bed Love Making love
“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>” — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele Copy Share Image
“I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. — Wandini Copy Share Image
“Oh, fuck me. And not in the nice way, where I have two orgasms and someone makes me breakfast in the morning.” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast. — Henry Fairlie Copy Share Image
“In bed, they made love. Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time,… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“There is more to being in love than just jumping into bed, you know. Like just being close, in one another's arms.” — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn't know you had… — June Allyson Copy Share Image
My husband's so good at spoiling me. He'll have some special tricks up his sleeve. I'm just saying I hope it involves sleeping-in and… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
“If I choose to take the time and make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all we need -- not all… — Glenn Hefley Copy Share Image
I like to have my breakfast in bed, and I use that time to watch the recorded shows on my TiVo. I seldom watch… — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. — Wandini Copy Share Image
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Where's my life gone? Where's it going? Looking across the grassy marshland to Flint and up the coast to Point Of Air, I start… — Kevin Sampson Copy Share Image
“What would you say to a loved one if you had only a few seconds to impart a last message? What language does love… — Angela Elwell Hunt Copy Share Image
When I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
Every love relationship rests on an unwritten agreement unthinkingly concluded by the lovers in the first weeks of their love. They are still in… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Listen Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, my friend, you have found yourself a perfect woman. If I ever… — Smoochy01 Copy Share Image