Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I dated an IRS agent, and I cheated on her. Not with a woman, but on my taxes.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant. Now I owe money to the IRS.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A gentleman doesn’t talk much about the taxes he paid, or the women he sleeps with.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“It made no difference to me. Dishonesty in a woman is a thing you never blame deeply.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“If you are breaking the law, it is better when someone other than the IRS finds out first.” — Amit Chandel Copy Share Image
“Women can go over it again and again in their minds, finding all kinds of deficiencies in themselves-"I didn't do this right," "I wasn't… — Leslie Braswell Copy Share Image
“I never cheated. Always remember that. I wasn't with her until after we broke up." "You did cheat. You cheated with your heart. And… — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
“I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“This woman enabled her husband to cheat, and she wasn't doing either one of them any favors. Instead of leaving him, she would take… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“I think you’ve never quite altogether forgiven yourself for that woman in Los Angeles all that time ago.” “Candy Sloan,” I said. Susan nodded. “Only time I ever cheated on you,” I said. “Makes it that much worse, doesn’t it?” Susan said. “I’m not sure it makes any difference,” I said. Susan smiled the smile she used when she knew… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share
“I’m notoriously married to my job.” “That’s super convenient because so am I. It’ll be like we’re cheating on our jobs with each other.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise.” — Peggy Webb Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
