Breaking the law Quote by Amit Chandel

“Know the laws before you break them”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant. Now I owe money to the IRS.”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

— Jessica Cutler

“We have FCC, abandoned alimony payments, assault and battery, Homeland Security escalation, and that's before we invite the IRS to take a walk on…

— Ken Goldstein

“Everyone crossed themselves at the mention of the IRS. Street gangs and the mob paled in comparison to fear of the tax code.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Shoot me in the face. Have you ever tried to do your own tax returns? Immigration paperwork is a lot like that, but with…

— Christina Lauren

The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it acts like…

— Edward V. Long

“We have a problem when the same people who make the law get to decide whether or not they themselves have broken the law.”

— Michel Templet

“It appears that no one is so unfortunate that he or she is exempt from spending cuts, while at the same time no one…

— Jonathan Schell

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

— Dave Barry

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry