Friendship Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What are friends for, but to help each other get through bad times and have multiple orgasms?”

— Elizabeth Morgan

“Isn't it funny how we had more fake friends than real friends?”

— Ayesha Furtick

“You never lose Friends. Real ones will always stay - no matter what and the fakes, you don't need anyways.”

— Drishti Bablani

“Friends are like sugar. When you have them, you'll feel happiness. When you have too many of them, you will suffer.”

— Ade Santi

“You shouldn’t have to pretend to be as excited as I am just to make me happy. If it comes to that, you shouldn’t…

— J.M. Richards

“How many orgasms make a relationship?”

— Sarah Morgan

“There's more to sex, the really good kind, than orgasms.”

— Kit Rocha

“Friends are people one pretends to like in order to make life bearable.”

— Joe Abercrombie

“Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.”

— Riza Prasetyaningsih

“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.”

— Sarah Kane

“A good orgasm could really mess with a girl.”

— Katy Regnery

“And if it's not fake, if it's all real, this fun, these friends, this life, then that's even worse, isn't it?”

— Kelly Link