Bad time Quote by Elizabeth Morgan

“Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A good orgasm could really mess with a girl.”

— Katy Regnery

“she loves the potentiality and the reality of each friend.”

— Dean Koontz

“The realization that men and women cannot be friends unless they're also sleeping together. I have enough friends, I don't really need any more.”

— Caspar Vega

“How many orgasms make a relationship?”

— Sarah Morgan

“Friendships happen through spending time together.”

— Emilie Barnes

“Friends helped friends. They listened, comforted, shared, and encouraged.”

— Mary Campisi

“Sometimes it takes a lot of really bad times all lined up in a row before you get yourself together to start having some…

— C.J. Berry

“There's more to sex, the really good kind, than orgasms.”

— Kit Rocha

“Good friends are like appendages. It's painful to lose one, and crippling to lose two or more.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Each new friend gives rise to the possibility of anything!”

— Stephen Richards

“Friends are like sugar. When you have them, you'll feel happiness. When you have too many of them, you will suffer.”

— Ade Santi