Absurd Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I used to have all of my ducks in a row. Now I'm happy to just have them in my vicinity.”

— Mommy Moo Moo

“I am not going to get eaten by ducks!”

— Jen Wylie

“...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.”

— Washington Irving

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t wait until you have all your ducks in a row, because by the time you get started some of those ducks will be…

— Kate Toon

“Kids must spend half their lives throwing things at the ducks in Regent's Park. How come he managed to pick a duck that pathetic?”

— Nick Hornby

“Your daughter is adorable. I've never seen such an alien duck in my entire life.”

— Holly Smale

“Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.”

— Stephen Richards

“My ducks give me eggs, and I took two of those eggs and nurtured them under a dome to produce two ducklings. In a…

— Jarod Kintz

“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?”

— Mark Peter Hughes

“This duck tells me nothing!”

— Daniel O'Malley

“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”

— Jarod Kintz