Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Yeah. I'm the fly in the soup. I don't like it any better than you do. Flies don't like being swamped in soup, especially… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like feet; and I could never kill… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?” — Alex Duval Copy Share Image
“If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.” — Timmothy Radman Copy Share Image
“How can you fly? I mean you have wings. Feathers. Did you know you have wings?” — Sally Painter Copy Share Image
“On the semi-frozen river below, a duck quacked insistently, sounding like a grumpy old man agruing with a cashier.” — Chris Pavone Copy Share Image
“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?” — Mark Peter Hughes Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
