Ducks Quote by Nick Hornby

“He is being nibbled to death by ducks. --More Later, Less the Same”

— James Tate

“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of mine.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.”

— Washington Irving

“He went duck hunting one time, and did real well at it. Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but, you know, farm…

— Richard Bradford

“You point your feet out too much when you walk,” Will went on. He was busy polishing an apple on his shirtfront, and appeared…

— Cassandra Clare

“I am not going to get eaten by ducks!”

— Jen Wylie

“To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They'll never get to be swans”

— Zoë Marriott

“Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.”

— Stephen Richards

“What do they do with those ducks, in the winter?”

— JD Salinger

“I used to have all of my ducks in a row. Now I'm happy to just have them in my vicinity.”

— Mommy Moo Moo

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character…

— Russell Brand

I had a few ducks as a kid.

— Michael Leunig