Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Do not stick your dick in your car’s exhaust pipe. Instead, fuck your neighbor’s motorcycle.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A motorcycle was the worst form of transportation when you were holding an angry grudge against its driver.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I snapped the key to the side and revved the gas more than necessary, wishing my scooter was a Harley so I could blast… — Kelly Said Copy Share Image
“Who's driving this motorcycle and who's in the bloody sidecar? I don't ride in the sidecar. I don't even own a pussy bike with… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“You’ve never ridden a motorcycle before?” “Nope.” “What kind of bad-boy girlfriend are you?” I ask in mock dismay. “Evidently a terrible one.” I… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Whose SUV is this?” I asked once we were out of Carnal. “Mine.” He answered. I looked at him. “You drive a Harley.” “Not… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A driver who has no interest in motorcycles, and isn’t expecting to see one, may not comprehend a motorcycle regardless of how conspicuous it… — David L. Hough Copy Share Image
“People with motorcycles always assume that everyone without one wants a ride. I didn't want to offend him, so I said sure.” — Hilary Thayer Hamann Copy Share Image
The motorcycle was the thing I really didn't want to do... 'You're going to be raped, be naked...' but as soon as he was… — Rooney Mara Copy Share Image
“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“There is something about the sight of a passing motorcyclist that tempts many automobile drivers to commit murder.” — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image