Alibi Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““At the time of the murder, I had an airtight alibi: I spent the night in a Ziploc bag.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airtight Alibi Alibi Alibi Spent Murder Airtight Night Ziploc Time
“It seemed a bit euphemistic to call a murder an incident, almost as if it were in the same category as a purse snatching.” — Joyce Tremel Copy Share Image
“I got out of the shower and looked in the mirror, wet hair plastered against my forehead, a grin on my face. My plan… — Jack Erickson Copy Share Image
“Ordinarily, an alibi is an account of suspect's whereabouts at the time a crime was committed and it's offered up as proof of innocence,… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Her executioners used her innocence and sent her into the midst of the rest, a living grenade wearing a hijab.” — Valentine Okolo Copy Share Image
“why did he have look like he just stepped off of an abercrombie bag?” — Rebecca Donovan Copy Share Image
“matters because if all they are is air, then we have nothing to worry about. Air can't reach out and choke the life out… — L.A. Starkey Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are many who find a good alibi far more attractive than an achievement. For an achievement does not settle anything permanently. We still… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
“Don't ever accuse anyone of being full of pride, undignified and unprofessional when simply they are wise to move away from dishonest schemers. Dishonesty… — Angelica Hopes Copy Share Image
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“You met a guy in an alley, and he kissed you? Is he still alive, or do I need to provide you with an… — I.D. Locke Copy Share Image
The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's greatest alibi - 'We was robbed.' — Billy Evans Copy Share Image
I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi — Anita Brookner Copy Share Image
“Her eyes, however, were every bit as hard and shiny as the varnish on Dad's desk. "Sophie, there you are! Where have you been… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
