War Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be used to start building the country up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop war. Logically, a non-brick could be used to start a war. The most common non-brick war starter…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If money grew on trees, then I’d get drunk on…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even…

— Jarod Kintz