Wine Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Let us drink wine to remember what kind of mystical beauties life offers us and to comprehend what sort of magic potions existence has!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Winemaking should be a mystery with a hint of magic.”

— Susan Mallery

“If you press grapes, wine will pour out; if you crush roses, perfume will pour out; if you afflict the talented, genius will pour…

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If money grew on trees, then I’d get drunk on…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz