Construction work Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to cuddle too.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a mule. Sure, you could argue it’d be better used as a donkey, but I’d counter that with…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a slinky down the stairs. Who used my shoe as…

— Jarod Kintz