Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so embarrassed! Don’t look at the rose of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand them out, along with handshakes, and say, This will make everything…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

— Patricia Briggs

“I think you glow more when you embarrassed. Maybe that's how you blush.”

— Kat Falls

“I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing.”

— Brenda Hodnett

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you start licking,…

— Jarod Kintz