Oh my god Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, just measure you blushing cheeks against the rouge of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

— Patricia Briggs

“A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand them out, along with handshakes, and say, This will make everything…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz