Weight of the world Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construction industry!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it afloat, along with the American Dream, is with debt…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what’s the big idea? A brick represents…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty enough to hold it down.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal Government from blowing over. Well, at least unless…

— Jarod Kintz