Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense or weighty as mine.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you write the book you’ve always wanted to write. That is, if you wanted to write a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“There's nothing so heavy as books, sir--unless it's bricks.”

— Graham Greene

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in this economic depression, I’ll take anything I can get to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick and unchewy piece of chewing gum. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make…

— Jarod Kintz

“He wrote that it would have been better for me to hear it all in person. What he meant was that paper was not…

— Monique Truong

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal Government from blowing over. Well, at least unless…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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— Jarod Kintz