Chewing gum Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop people from reading my book. Just place the brick on the book’s cover, to discourage people from…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty enough to hold it down.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz