Family Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the world are…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves up through…

— Jarod Kintz

“It is in the bitter cold of life, that you recognize people who are the equivalent of a warm blanket.”

— Meeta Ahluwalia

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this economic depression, so anything to help warm things up…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate, to blame…

— Jarod Kintz